zanpyr:

lobstmourne:

xiunplane:

So today I had an interesting adventure.

I was running around org farting around like normal when…

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I was… spotted…

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She stood in front of me, a lowly little elf.  

And She wanted to… Surprise me.

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I’m not sure why not hacking was so important - I was expecitng to see her start flying, or my character suddenly disappear but no.  So I followed her, as she requested.

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She led me here, behind the bank in org… I seriously thought I was about to get mugged.

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THEN SHE TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES AND STARTED TO GIVE MY MAGE A LAP DANCE. (Froo wasn’t even there and could feel a disturbance in the force)

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Poor Xiun needed to remind everyone in Orgrimmar of his sexuality.

Now the thing is… I wasn’t the only one.  We saw the evil enchantress lure many an unsuspecting victim behind the bank. There was a poor lowbie paladin who kept key turning in circles, unsure if he should stay or run very, very far away.

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And of course everyone had to watch.

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Oh fuck

She ended up walking over to us asking who wanted a dance.  Me, freaking out too much, resorted to my final defense mechanism.

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WRA is an incredible place.

LOL

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I have…. I have control of my life.
I was trying to find Ox Stance when-
DID YOU FUCKING KNOW THERE WERE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS FOR SITTING?!?!!?

I have…. I have control of my life.

I was trying to find Ox Stance when-

DID YOU FUCKING KNOW THERE WERE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS FOR SITTING?!?!!?

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dbananza:

drowsydragon:

what was Blood of the Highborne  even

I…don’t remember this part…

wh-

ayleidic:

martini septim

ayleidic:

martini septim

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

lumannn:

fiendlover:

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

^

How I can train my cats to bring me money?

lumannn:

fiendlover:

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

^

How I can train my cats to bring me money?